NOTE: We don't have any professional illustrations for the stories at this time, except this great drawing of Tabitha done by a friend on Fiverr named Alyssa. To help illustrate the tale for now, we're providing stock and personal photos and screenshots to set the vibes. No AI imagery will be used in this version of "Nine Thousand Lives & Counting". Enjoy the first chapter.
Just who are these enchanted
kittens named Tabitha, Soren, and Sherbet — and where exactly did they come
from? These three kittens were not born from life itself, but from the night
sky among the stars. They were conceived by a great star‑feline creature named
Madame Beast, a magical constellation that astronomers and scientists looked to
for good omens.
Because of Madame Beast’s
extraordinary care, the star‑kitten trio were each granted nine thousand lives
for endurance. And believe it or not, they’ve already used seventy‑six of them.
They have wandered across the world through countless generations — from
ancient Egypt to the Gilded Age, from the Great Depression to the Summer of
Love.
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| from Disney's "The Great Cat Family", 1956 |
Tabitha, for example, was once treated as a goddess in ancient Egypt, where
she was offered flowers, fish, and even gold. Thanks to the kittens’
sophisticated magic, she managed to avoid being mummified. As a token of her
time as a goddess, she was given a blue cloak as a symbol of her persistence.
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| "Moulin Rouge!", Baz Luhrmann, 2001 |
Soren witnessed the
Belle Époque of Paris during the 1890s, strolling along the sidewalk cafés of the Champs Élysées and admiring the glamorous fashions worn by the women of the city. He also experienced the vibrant nightlife and impressionist atmosphere of the Moulin Rouge, where he met — and fell in love with — Astrid, a graceful female kitten who belonged to one of the dancers at the cabaret.
Sherbet experienced the Swinging London days of 1966, taking in the girls’ colorful, eye catching fashion statements and hanging around with teenage boys sporting long, Beatles style haircuts. He danced to the great music of artists who are now considered legends — The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, and Herman’s Hermits. It was during this time that he discovered his deep love for London’s charm and traditions.
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| Kerry the Wonderful & Daniel the Fantastic (the writer's parents) |
As for the three kittens’ home, they live in Apple Wood Gardens, where they were adopted by Kerry the Wonderful Witch and her husband, Daniel the Fantastic Wizard. These two were chosen by Madame Beast to look after the kittens because of their good work for the kingdom, their well‑mannered personalities, and their close friendship with the king and queen of the Gardens. Kerry and Daniel, who knew Madame Beast very well, made a solemn promise to care for Tabitha, Soren, and Sherbet with all the love in the universe.
But where our story truly begins is in a more modern setting. The three kittens were sent to a small town in New England called Red Oak Springs, Massachusetts, during the Christmas break of 2013. Their mission was to recruit two worthy humans to help save the famous stories of the Gardens from being erased from existence. Like the world we live in, Apple Wood Gardens was known for its original tales and folklore. But now, a threatening force was casting darkness over the Gardens as the stories began to vanish.
As the snow drifted softly through the winter hush of the New England town, the three enchanted kittens appeared through a glowing blue light. Their small paws kissed the white snow as they strolled along the sidewalks, searching for their soon to be heroes.
“Well, siblings, here we are,” said Tabitha, her voice bright with certainty. “Red Oak Springs, Massachusetts.”
“How can you tell?” asked Sherbet, pouncing through the snow.
“Because, silly,” laughed Soren. “The welcome sign says: ‘Red Oak Springs, Massachusetts. Population: 1,319.’”
“I didn’t need to know the population, Soren.”
“Ah, semantics,” sighed Tabitha, shaking her head. “Come on, let’s go find our two heroes.”
“Wait,” said Soren. “Where should we look first?”
“Soren’s right, sis. We have no idea where to go from here.”
Tabitha looked up at a sign for a café called The Novel Nook, decorated with a picture of a steaming coffee mug and an open storybook. Her little tail glowed as if a lightbulb had flickered on inside her.
“Let’s start here,” she said. “It’s a coffee and book café. Maybe we’ll find some people who believe in stories in there.”
“Good thinking, Tabitha,” said Sherbet.
“Lucky for us,” chuckled Soren. “Pets are allowed in the building.”
Inside The Novel Nook, at least two dozen people — along with their pet puppies and kittens relaxed with cups of coffee, donuts, and good books. At the corner window table sat two best friends, juniors at Robert Zemeckis High School. Their names were Mark Foley and Diane Reese. They were each reading a book while sipping peppermint mochas and eating donuts.
Mark leaned back in his chair as he read a rare gem by Stephen King called The Eyes of the Dragon. His brow furrowed with concentration, as if he were searching for something between the lines. Diane, reading her worn copy of S. E. Hinton’s The Outsiders, found herself thinking about how someone who believes in stories could change lives.
“Woah,” said Mark, deep in his book.
“What’s up?” asked Diane, looking up from The Outsiders.
“Well, everyone assumes Stephen King only writes horror,” said Mark. “But Eyes of the Dragon is pure fantasy. There’s this prince who escapes from a tower called The Needle and he does it using threads from napkins. I don’t know if you see where I’m going with this.”
“I think I might,” said Diane. “In The Outsiders, the story keeps referencing Gone with the Wind because Ponyboy and Johnny see themselves in those old Southern heroes — even though they’re just kids from the wrong side of town.”
“That would explain why Francis Ford Coppola did homage shots of Gone with the Wind in his film version of The Outsiders,” said Mark. “Anyway, Ponyboy and Johnny were clinging to something noble, the same way Prince Peter was in Eyes of the Dragon.”
“Yeah,” said Diane, taking a bite of her donut. “Who knew it was like that?”
“Probably because stories are the way they get to win,” said Tabitha, as she and her siblings pounced onto Mark and Diane’s table.
“Did those kittens—?” began Diane, startled.
“Speak?” finished Sherbet. “Indeed, we did. Nice to meet you.”
“Where did you come from?” asked Mark.
“We come from an enchanted kingdom where stories breathe and dreams take root,” said Soren.
“Apple Wood Gardens. A place hidden in imagination itself.”
Mark and Diane exchanged a skeptical look.
“Uh,” said Diane. “I think we’ve had enough coffee this afternoon.”
“Obviously, our minds are playing tricks on us,” agreed Mark.
“No, no!” said Tabitha, trying to calm them. “You’re not seeing or hearing things. This is really happening.”
“Prove it,” said Mark.
The three kittens nodded to each other, closed their eyes, and swirled their glowing little tails, conjuring their magic. As they did, they hummed a soft, harmonious tune. Suddenly, the café felt invisible. Everything was perfectly still, and the entire room shifted into a shade of sky blue.
“Oh my gosh…” whispered Diane.
“Well, that’s proof enough,” said Mark, now convinced.
The three kittens opened their eyes, their magical tails still swirling.
“Now,” began Tabitha, “observe our magic through the power of our little tails as we reveal the first spark of the journey you are meant to join.”
“Journey?” echoed Mark and Diane.
“Yes,” said Sherbet, as tiny motes of light drifted around the table like fireflies moving in slow motion.
“We have here three stories for you to restore from vanishing.”
The motes brightened, shifting into shapes as the kittens flicked their tails. One by one, visions unfold fragments of stories on the edge of disappearing.
The glow became a storm tossed sea. A ship rose and fell against towering waves, its sails torn but defiant. On the deck stood a girl with a pirate tiara, her eyes fierce as she steered into the cyclone.
“First, we have The Path of the Pirate Princess,” said Sherbet, his voice ringing like sleigh bells. “A tale of rebellion and courage. But her kingdom of waves grows dim, for without dreamers… her crown will sink beneath the sea.”
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| from Brian De Palma's "Blow Out", 1981 |
The motes shifted again, forming a flickering reel of film. A shadowy room appeared, cluttered with tapes and old televisions. A sleek black cat prowled across the reels, its eyes gleaming as if guarding a secret.
“The next is The Cat & the Videotape,” said Soren. “A whodunnit of riddles and clues, where truth hides in shadows. Yet the footage unravels, the mystery fades. If forgotten, the crime will remain unsolved forever.”

The shimmer expanded into a starfield, galaxies spiraling outward. A lone spacecraft drifted among the constellations, its windows glowing faintly. Inside, a young explorer gazed at the infinite, searching for home.
“Finally, there’s Out in Outer Space,” said Tabitha, soft and gentle. “A classic tale of discovery — of belonging among the stars. But its light dims, its stars fall silent. Without memory, the cosmos will close its doors.”
The visions danced across the café walls — waves crashing, reels spinning, stars burning — until the entire room seemed wrapped in fragile stories. Mark and Diane sat frozen, their books forgotten, as the kittens’ magic pulsed like a heartbeat of imagination.
“Although,” said Sherbet, “these are only three stories… There’s actually a long list of forgotten tales and lore in our home that need rescue. Now then, you’re probably wondering why we mentioned these three first.”
“Yeah,” said Mark, still distracted by the magic.
“Well,” said Tabitha, swirling her tail to gently dim the visions, “these three tales were chosen to test your skills — your belief in stories with heart. And it looks like you both have that.”
“Think of it like this,” said Soren, flicking his tail. “These stories matter because they’re like anchors. Each one holds a realm together. And when an anchor weakens, the doors close, worlds wander, and the currents turn.”
“They don’t have to be lost,” said Sherbet. “You two can help us.”
“Help?” echoed Diane. “How?”
“Come to Apple Wood Gardens with us,” said Tabitha, her voice full of determination and promise. “We’ll explain everything there.”
“Okay, one,” said Mark. “We have homework over Christmas break. And two, how are we supposed to get to your home world?”
“To answer your first question,” said Sherbet, “when you return, it’ll be like you never left at all. And as for the second — if you trust us and our magic, you’ll see how we’ll get there.”
Mark and Diane exchanged a long look — the kind that held a thousand unspoken questions. The weight of choice settled between them like falling snow.
“I want to help,” said Diane quietly. “But it sounds risky.”
“If you ask me,” said Mark, “maybe we should do it. I’ve always wanted to go on a storybook adventure since I was a kid.”
Diane frowned. “But we’re sixteen. This isn’t kindergarten anymore.”
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| Sir J.M. Barrie |
Tabitha cleared her throat. “Excuse me, if I may interject… Do you know the name Sir J. M. Barrie? He’s the man behind the stories of Peter Pan and Neverland. Sir Barrie once said, ‘We might be boys and girls all our lives.’”
“Your point?” asked Diane.
“We must remember our inner child,” said Tabitha. “Remember our fascination with wonder and magic.”
“I think this kitten has a point, Diane,” said Mark, feeling the first impulse of adventure spark inside him.
“Hmm,” Diane murmured, thinking it over. “Well… I can’t say no to that, in all honesty. When do we start?”
“We can start right now,” said Soren. “Oh, silly us! We haven’t introduced ourselves yet. My name’s Soren.”
“I’m Tabitha.”
“And my name’s Sherbet.”
Mark and Diane stood from their seats and followed the three kittens to the far corner of the café, where the kittens prepared to create a magical doorway to Apple Wood Gardens.
“So…” began Mark. “Enchanted kittens, huh? How else are you special enough to be enchanted?”
“Believe it or not,” said Tabitha, “we have nine thousand lives.”
“And we’ve only used seventy‑six of them!” added Sherbet proudly.
“Well,” said Mark, his mouth falling open, “that’s another question answered.”
“Then that makes you three immortals,” said Diane.
“Exactly,” said Soren, as the kittens lifted their tails, curling them like quills poised above parchment to create the portal. “We’ll tell you about our past lives later.”
“…and… done!” said Sherbet as the doorway shimmered into existence. “Okay, the doorway will only open if all five of us are together. Got it?”
“Do we need to hold hands?” asked Mark.
“Nah!” said Soren. “No need to be formal. Come on, let’s get going.”
The kittens touched their tails together as they stepped forward. A soft hum rippled through the air — gentle at first, like a distant violin string being plucked. Then the lights spiraled downward in a slow, graceful swirl, wrapping around the group like a golden ribbon. The floor beneath their feet shimmered, turning into shifting Technicolor hues.
“Do not be afraid,” said Tabitha. “The path between worlds is gentle.”
The light rose around them in a warm, weightless rush. The snowy street of Red Oak Springs dissolved into swirling gold, and the world shifted beneath their feet.
TO BE CONTINUED...